Move over, Vatican. Nangoma Village has just entered the biblical chat! In what can only be described as the plot twist of the century, a woman from Busia County has left tongues wagging, heads shaking, and prayer groups buzzing after boldly proclaiming that she is none other than MARY MOTHER OF JESUS, the Blessed Mother of Jesus, back and better than ever.
Judith Nafula, a devout Catholic hailing from Matayos constituency, stunned her village congregation when she stood up mid-sermon and announced she’d been touched by the Holy Spirit, not just touched, but fully rebooted, upgraded, and installed with divine maternity.
“I am Mary, the Mother of our Lord,” Nafula reportedly declared with the calm confidence of someone unveiling a new iPhone. “I’ve returned to continue my heavenly work here in Busia.”
The holy bombshell has caused a spiritual stir across the village. Some locals dropped their rosaries in shock. Others formed prayer circles to “cast out confusion,” while a few die-hard believers are already referring to her as “Mama wa Mbinguni wa Busia.”
However, not everyone is singing Ave Maria just yet. Church elders, religious scholars, and even the village catechist have expressed polite but firm scepticism. One elder was overheard muttering, “If she’s Mary, then I’m Moses, and I want my burning bush refund.”
Religious leaders call for calm, discernment, and possibly a spiritual fact-check. Meanwhile, curious villagers have been flocking to Nafula’s home, hoping for a glimpse, a miracle, or maybe just a selfie with “The Holy Mum of Matayos.”
As for Nafula? She’s reportedly unbothered by the doubters and says her mission is divine, her calling is clear, and yes, she still cooks ugali like everyone else.
Stay tuned, folks. Busia might just be the new Bethlehem or the start of a truly blessed sitcom.